Monday UnHangover
Well I didn’t drink this weekend. So the good thing is no brain cells died. Friday I went out to eat at a polish restaurant. Mablenca’s on 79th and Cicero. It was alright. I had Roast Duck. If you like Dark meat on the chicken, you’ll like Duck. The service was a little crappy, I don’t think the girl spoke english, well. Also I asked if they had cheesecake, it wasn’t cheesecake it was some sort of cake like danish with cheese on top, and it tasted like shite. Then went to see a movie. Defiance, it was alright. A little drawn out and long. Could of used more action in my thoughts, and alot less mansy pansy emotions. So the evening was meh, at least I enjoyed the company I was with.
Saturday saw me visiting some friends up North, I didn’t drink because the weather was crappy. We played some Rock Star, I don’t like tooting my own horn, but I’m purely awesome on that guitar. So much so I might pick me up an Xbox 360 soon just for that game. I was home early. Well if midnight is early for ya, it is for me.
I worked on Sunday. At work I spotted a guy going through the buildings with a rifle. Looked like a younger kid in the teens. I called the cops on him. I ain’t adverse to hunting, but I don’t want an inexperienced hunter fricking roaming around in a place where there might be someone, like a kid playing in the field. I watched the cops haul the kid off. I felt a little bad for doing it, but there’s no excuse for stupid.
January 19, 2009 at 9:47 am
Strangely enough, I got pretty toasted this weekend. So much so, that when I woke up on Sunday morning, I thought for sure I was going to throw up. No roasted duck for me though, as I feasted on baby calf.
January 19, 2009 at 12:02 pm
We missed you this weekend. It wasn’t the same without you and Jackass acting a fool.
January 19, 2009 at 12:16 pm
He enjoyed the company he was with. Could he have been out with the object of his affections?
January 19, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Haha, When I was writing that, I knew you would say something Mike. Mmmm could be……
January 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I knew it! You had a dinner and a movie date! Sounds like she choose the restaurant and you choose the movie.
January 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Actually I chose both, you non spell check using bastage. I’m curious though how you inferred who chose what. She likes when the guy makes the decisions. And not really a date. She’s just a friend.
January 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm
How the hell did I miss that??? Thank God for Mike and his detective skills!! I must not be on top of my game today. That never would have gotten past me any other day. LOL. So Riv, did you get to second base?
January 19, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Second base? What we in High School? I forgot anyway what is second base anyway? Isn’t that Anal. No I didn’t give her Anal yet.
January 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm
rectum damn near killed him
January 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm
donkey punch he haw.
January 19, 2009 at 3:25 pm
White Chocolate – I was just gonna write something about a Donkey Punch on here! LOL. Damn, I’m not as quick with my witty comments as I used to be… it’s refreshing (and a little bit scary) to know that others think like me and can pick up my slack.
So, did she “Butterfly” you Riv? Come on if you won’t give names, at least give details! Did you bring her flowers? If you wanna get laid, you should always bring flowers.
January 19, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@ Sherry – No her feet were not on my shoulders at anytime during our time together. I think I know when and how to give flowers. I worked in the floral industry for enough years. Actually how many guys you know have a preferred flower to give to a girl, these flowers are not commonplace, and if you get them your special.
@ White Chocalate – You sir are the Ricardo heir apparent. You are indeed correct Ricardo was in the 4th Planet of the Apes.
@ Mike – You and your brilliant observations…douchebag!
January 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Hahaha! River, simmer down. No need to get all pissy. Yikes, some people are sooo sensitive…
January 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Didn’t realize it was pissy, sorry. Could be possibly my unresolved anger issues with FTD.
January 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
You are forgiven. We will just chalk it up to you having PMS. That excuse always works for me.
I will be expecting a beautiful bouquet of flowers for my trouble. LOL
January 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm
sorry about stealing ur thunder sherry lol anyways what is a butter fly?
January 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm
That’s ok, White Chocolate. I can’t be the center of attention ALL of tje time. just knowing you are out there, reading this blog, takes some of the pressure off of me. LOL.
Judging from River’s response comment, he doesn’t know what a Butterfly is either, but I was going to be nice and let it go. LOL.
A Butterfly is something that a woman does with her tongue while giving oral sex. Who knows, maybe there are a few different “butterflies” out there. That is just the only one that I know of. I only found out what this was recently, during a perverted drunk conversation with a group mostly consisting of guys. I thought that River was a part of that conversation, but maybe he wasn’t there that night.
I really have to start hanging out with a more subtle crowd. I am turning into one for those dirty truck driver ladies. Just give me a CB and call me BooMama. -Over and out.
January 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Sherry there must be a few different butterflies. The butterfly I know is a sexual position where the girl lies on her back, near the edge of something and puts her feet on the males chest, or shoulders.
Want more info…..
http://www.ehow.com/how_2026595_sex-butterfly-position.html
January 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I think you should do a blog on the different goofy names people give sexual activities/positions. It’s just an idea. I figure you would be much better at researching that type of thing than I would be.
As I was re-reading the previous comments to this blog, I noticed something. This all started from me asking if you “got to second base,” which was me being stupid and asking if you got any boob action… you automatically went to anal sex, then we had the whole donkey punch thing going on and then butterflies… what kind of date was this really? That’s quite a jump from me asking if you got to touch a boob. LMAO