Paranormal Activity, and Haunted House.
Not a fan of it. I won’t ruin it for you, but I am now afraid of velicoraptors. If you saw the movie, and saw the scene with the powder…you know what I’m talking about. It wasn’t the worst movie I saw, but they could of done it better. At parts I think it was funny as hell.
For instance there’s a ghost in the house, and the guy in typical guy fashion said something like, “I’m not going to let anything come into my house, and scare my girlfriend”
I just thought, what a douchebag.
Though I got to say, it was better then the Blair Witch Project. May those people burn in hell.
I went with a real nice girl, I will call her. Clare. One time me and Jackass were talking about porn names, and I asked her what her porn name would be she said, Clare Shittenglass. I almost pissed myself laughing, and that’s the name she is under on my phone as well.
Before the movie, we hit Chi Tung, an Asian Restaurant which was pretty good grub, and they give you a decent amount for the price. After the movie, Clare and I hit the Karoake at JWH, it was a little dead. But I belted out the usual Jungle Love, it’s been awhile since I sang that. For me Drunk or Sober, I’ll make a fool out of myself.
As for myself, I’m glad I’m getting to know Clare better. She always makes me laugh. There’s something about her though, behind the smile, and laughing. I don’t know, a pain, a haunted past….she seems to be searching for something. I see echoes of myself in her, and that draws me to her. I like mysteries, and Clare does have some mystery in her, even if she doesn’t see it herself. One thing is she thinks of herself as a bad person, where once she was a goodie goodie. I had to laugh, she doesn’t know what bad is. Having fun, and enjoying yourself is not bad. Beating someone’s face in cause they looked at you the wrong way, now that’s bad.
Clare asked me to go to Haunted House with her, even though I have stuff I might have to do tonight. I probably wouldn’t go. I don’t scare easily and I think I waste my money on that stuff.
I use to study the occult, and in addition when you have weapons drawn on you, and you face death so many times it borders on insane. Really what is a guy with a fake chainsaw, or an evil clown with a rubber knife really going to do with you. Well except get in a fight when one time this mad scientist dude at Reaper’s Realm in Indiana a few years back kept getting too close to me. I told him, “Dude better step off, cause the only thing scary on you is your frighteningly small penis” He told me to “Fuck off”…it got ugly fast. Let’s just say I was asked to leave by security.
You want scary….I’ll take you to Bachelors Grove, Illinois’s most haunted cemetary in the dead of night. I’ve been there, I can’t confirm or deny that it is haunted, but it’s cool as hell.
October 29, 2009 at 9:57 am
Blair Witch Project was fucking ingenious when it came out and is still one of the best horror movies of all time.
October 29, 2009 at 10:13 am
Did you start smoking Meth?? All it was, was this whiny bitch, and a bunch of pussies in the fricking woods. I don’t want to give away the end, but it sucked donkey balls.
The only thing I want to give them credit for was creating a hype machine like none other.
October 29, 2009 at 11:14 am
That hype machine and everything that came out as the movie was releasing was part of the draw. You have to remember that while it wasn’t that insanely long ago, it was a different world. The Internet was barely taking off, there was no YouTube or any other bullshit. People went in believing it was actual footage. When you take out that perspective, you deny part of the movie’s impact. That campaign wasn’t just an effective marketing scheme, it was a vital part of the movie.
October 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm
It was still crap story telling I thought. A movie should stand on it’s own.
October 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I think River is bullshitting on this post. First, Mike calls him out yesterday on his lack of dating experience and suddenly he posts a blog about a date he had last night, and he happens to take her to one of his hang outs on a night that it’s dead. Then when I ask him who the girl is in a private text message, he gives me the same old story “You don’t know her.” Hmmmmm Riv, let me guess… she lives in Canada and her real name is Georgia Glass, right? LOL
October 29, 2009 at 2:05 pm
First off it wasnt a date. Were just friends. I didn’t pay for her. On my dates, I pay, actually she bought my shots. So maybe I’m her bitch LOL!
October 29, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Let’s examine the facts shall we.
First: Mystery girl is unknown to #1. Considering how often you guys interact in the bar scene, this strikes me as odd.
Second: River takes Mystery girl to a usual haunt, but does so when he knows that no one else he knows will be present. Curious.
Third: River said it wasn’t a date, but did many things a normal date would consist of. On this point, however, I tend believe him.
Fourth: River said that the Mystery Girl thinks of herself as a bad person. Could she be an outcast? Hmm.
Fifth: Blair Witch Project was a great fucking horror movie, period.
Sixth: No guy scares instead a haunted house, and that is not the reason why they go.
Conclusion: Mystery Girl is NOT attractive otherwise River would be trying or wishing he could get in her pants. She apparently DOESN’T have a boyfriend otherwise why would she ask Riv to go to the haunted house? If Riv WAS into her, he would go to the haunted house anyway. Therefore, it WASN’T a date.
Case closed.
October 29, 2009 at 4:22 pm
My conclusion:
#1: Mystery girl is a fake…
#2: Clare is just the name he gave his blowup doll to make it seem less creepy.
#3: River didn’t go anywhere on Wednesday night. He just sat at home and watched trailers of Paranormal Activity on his home computer, ordered Chinese take-out and sang Jungle Love in the shower with a hand full of conditioner.
October 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Oh snap! Someone call the cops, cause Riv just got rolled!
October 30, 2009 at 8:49 am
I named my blowup doll Sherry, How’s that for creepy?
October 30, 2009 at 9:12 am
Well, I can’t say that I blame you…
October 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm
chi tung second best to lang lee. awesome food though
October 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Wait a minute… White Chocolate, that’s all you have to say? LAME!! Lol