10 Reasons Why I love my Penis.
Or for you Amish, why I like being a man.
10. Makeup – Work to put it on, and the shit is expensive yo….
9. Chicks are always cold – Sometimes I just want to roll around naked in the snow.
8. Pee Anywhere – Line too long in the Mens Bathroom at that very rare moment, nothing a trip to the parking lot can’t fix.
7. Shoes- People with Vaginas love fricking shoes for some reason…I got 3 pairs – Workout Gym, Everyday Gym, Dress Shoes.
6. I can walk in dark alleys in the middle of the night – No one is really going to bother me, Sure I’m a big guy, but most guys can act crazy and no one screws with them.
5. Yeast Infections – I don’t even want to talk about this.
4. Women grow little humans inside themselves – You know what else popped out of someone’s belly…Aliens.
3. Auto Mechanics – Don’t try to screw us…in more ways in one. Well as often anyway.
2. Periods – Cycles, Tampons, Pads, Cramps, Midol….really the list goes on and it all sucks. For this alone I grab my penis and say thank you baby jesus.
1. Men are scum, and douchebags. – As great as I want to say us men are, I’ve done some pretty shitty things in my life, and so have my other penis wearing friends. If I had to put up with dudes like me, and my friends. I would seriously try to grow a penis.
If your a guy why do you love your penis, or if your a chick why do you love having a vagina?