Yet again a weekend of overindulgence.
Friday – I got off work a bit early, looked at an apartment. It was ok. Then I started drinking, had a few running between Durbins, and JWH. Talked to Darby about my plans with the apartment, and condo and stuff. He’s a smart guy, always take his input to heart, plus he’s always Then met Jackass, and German over at JWH for some free pizza and a few beers. I had to get up early, and so did Jackass so we called it an early night.
Saturday – I looked at the condo I wanted to look at with #1. I was looking for any damage, like on the ceiling or floors. It looked pretty good. After looking at some other properties #1 gave me over the internet nothing really sparked my interest. So I decided I’m going for this one.
Stopped at Chicago Blu aka Home Depot for a couple with my friends, then went and spent some time with my Grandfather. After that I hit JWH where all my friends, except Frumpy, and Talladega were half in the bag. They all kind of went there separate ways, leaving me and Jackass to our own devices, which meant left us to serious drinking, and that we did. Later RJ, and Towelie joined us, along with Geek Princess. We then all headed to Frumpy’s new apartment to check it out. Jackass was out of control. I thought he was going to break something several times. He ripped his underwear off and put it on Frumpy’s head. I almost pissed myself laughing so hard. Frumpy got a nice place, she done good for herself.
Sunday – Well I visited the cemetery to visit my Grandmother, I still miss her alot. Probably shouldn’t have started drinking so early, and being in a bad frame of mind didn’t help. I knew when I was drinking the Jack Daniels straight from the bottle at one point, and it was going down smoother than kool-aid. I knew I was in trouble. Not to mention between Ice, Jackass, and me we finished a half bottle of Jagermeister in like an hour. At one point Jackass had a ziploc full of sugar, I said that looked like Coke, so we formed lines, had a big straw. and I pretended to snort it up. Jackass took a picture, and put it up on Facebook, man the comments flew. LOL!
Jackass and me were the worst, beating each other up, wrestling, smashing things. One point Jackass smashed a shotglass, which caused his hand to bleed. I licked it…think it tasted like pure Capt Morgans. We then went to Frumpys, and were loud and obnoxious, and we got her in trouble. I really feel bad about it. Went to JWH, and things just got crazier..at one point I put paper towel around my head, and some in my crotch like I was a kung fu guy, and walked around with it on.
Commando confronted me, I think because me and Jackass were so out of control she thinks we were actually doing coke or something. It’s hard to explain, but me and Jackass are self-destructive people and sometimes we go beyond the limits of normalcy, and that scares our friends. An inside joke between me and Jackass is that one day we’ll get so drunk, we’ll play chicken with a train. We came close a couple of nights. I’ll get more into what she said, and my thoughts tomorrow.
After her speech, I slowed down. Went to Durbins to talk to the bartender there, then headed home.
