RJ is Towelie’s wife, but I consider her my friend in her own right. She confounds me, she is one of the most prettiest girls I know, yet she’s one of the goofiest, funniest people I know, and she cusses beyond what any sailor can do….and I’m deathly afraid of her.
Once when RJ was working at JWH, and she just got married. I told her congratulations, she literally snapped at me and said, “If you say that again I will fucking stab you” then she looked at me with these crazy eyes. I think she really meant it.
On the other hand she always makes me laugh, I was standing in my friends kitchen, just talking to one of my boys. Then RJ pops her head out of the bathroom, and screams…LICK MY CLIT! I almost pissed myself laughing so hard. I mean what girl does that, well I don’t know of any besides RJ that ever did that.
I take great pride that over the summer RJ asked me for opinion on something. I don’t think she liked what I had to say, but she listened and I think she really thought about it. That really touched me.
RJ is like a tornado of laughter, she rolls through being goofy, and making me laugh. I’m glad she’s my friend, and I hope she’s a part of my life for some time to come.