Addicted to Chaos

I don’t know if I really have ADD or some varient. Computers is the only thing that held my interest for long. No matter what I’m doing after a while I get bored, and am looking elsewhere.

Jobs, where I live, interests, even girls.  After a few years I require change. heck sometimes I even try to sabotage myself to mix it up.

I’ve heard of people addicted to drama. maybe I am addicted to chaos. 

To have things falling apart on me, so that I can rebuild, and find new challenges. I get bored with things, so I require new adventures. 

I only mention it, cause I was thinking people would kill for my job. No bosses around, no time clock to punch, come and go practically as I want. As long as the job is done, no one bothers me.  Yet here I am looking to the horizon for the next job, looking for some new challenge.

 

 

The Octagon

I was working on a computer just now, and the dude had a Chuck Norris Calender, with a bunch of funny Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris one of my favorite actors was in this movie called the Octagon. In it he talks to himself alot. It’s a great thing indeed, to hear Chuck Norris’s thoughts. He thinks to himself, “Can I beat my brother, Can I defeat him in the Octagon”  He thinks to himself alot. It’s quite absurd but awesome at the same time.

The greatest thing about this movie is also one of my other favorite actors is in this movie Lee Van Cleef. Who’s work in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is legendary.

Anyway when I was growing up, and my brother and I would fight….I would say ”Can I beat my brother, can I defeat him in the Octagon”  in a funny way, and my brother would crack up.  It reminded me of a simpler, more fun time of my life.

As for  Chuck Norris, He can lead a horse to water, AND make him drink.

Monday Hangover

So Friday there was a Halloween Party. This year I dressed like a Monk…sorta like Friar Tuck, had a wig with the bald spot, and the Robes, and a few crosses. It was a great time, all the girls were dressed as slutty versions of things. Slutty nurses, slutty pirates, slutty soldiers, slutty girl scouts…and the list goes on. The food was great, and the booze was flowing, just what a great time.  Towelie and me got into it over Hockey again. Yea, yea Brodeur always played on the Devils I know. One of my friends busted me out for telling him I lived in Pittsburgh for awhile that’s why I love the Penguins. Oh so many Apple Pie shots, I love those things.

I’m thinking about resurrecting the Grandma Fucker. Me and my Cuz White chocolate created our own shot, it’s Apple Pie, with a splash of Vanilla Mcguillicuty’s (sp). It tastes like Apple Pie, ala mode.

Anywho the Party started winding down, it was time to hit the bars, I hooked up with Jackass, and a Bob and his girlfriend left the party and joined us the Durbins.I have a new nickname for Bob’s gf whose name will henceforth be Commando, but I’ll get to the why soon. I like Bob, he’s a good, stand up guy. I gotta come up with a nickname soon, but I’m sure an opportunity will present itself, and I don’t like forcing nicknames unto anyone. I was thinking of calling him Dick in the Box, but that nickname way to long.

So at Durb’s we walked in, I remember having one drink, and one of my favorite bartenders kissed my cross…the one by my crotch. Starting to get a little blurry here, We dropped Commando at Jackasses crib…she had to work early in the morning. Then me and Jackass hit Dendrenos, and a 5am bar call Kickoff’s.

The highlight of the evening was at Kickoff’s a fight broke out, and a Saturn pulls up real fast, some guy gets out of it, takes off his shirt wanting to fight everyone. Now this guy was kind of chubby, and he had quite the large set of man boobs. Listen I don’t mind if you fight, if you got moobs, keep the shirt on for fricking out loud. So I’m sitting there watching this transpire, and Jackass and Bob are in the midst of things. I sigh to myself, if one of them gets into trouble, and get into an actual fight. I’m gonna have to put in work dressed as a monk, and after thinking about it, that would of been funny. Luckily they were safe and sound, I then went out for breakfast at the O.S. I got home about 7am

Saturday woke up about 10am, yea I was hurting. Did my good son thing, took care of my handicapped Mom, took her to go see my Stepdad in the nursing home.  I had dinner with an old friend, and we chatted up a bit. I always loved talking to her, she’s just a good conversationalist. Then I did my rounds at the bars, to touch base with people.

Sunday, got my car worked on, and a friend really helped me out. He wasn’t going to charge me, and I was touched, but I gave him a few bucks, I wish I would have given him more, but we almost had to go to blows over him taking the money. In the end he took it though, which makes me happy. Car is running SWEET now.

Then it was off to the Bear’s game at the JWH. Oh man I starting drinking a little before 3. The Bears sucked so only one thing we could do as die hard Bears fans, and drown our sorrows with booze. Oh did we ever do that. I was loud and obnoxious. Supposedly I told #1 she could suffocate me with her Vagina. Found out my friends gf, never wears underwear…hence her name is Commando. There are some frightened Miller Lite girls now, but screw’em I got me a winter hat from them. I took this 5 foot sub box, and starting battering ram a guy I know, then I stood with it near my crotch saying its my Dick in a Box. The Jenny working at JWH at night is so cute, and she gave me a hug, I told her, “I wish I can keep this moment forever, and I meant it. ” Stoopid Whiskey. After the game went to Durbins, and had some fun there. With an older friend, and Jackass finally showed up.

Yeah the Bears lost, but you know what I still had a great time.

For The Hawks Fans….

Whatever team she wants me to support, I'm supporting.

Not a huge Chicago Blackhawks fan

Here in Chicago we love our sports. Da Bears, Da Bulls, Da Hawks, and either Da Cubbies, or Da Sox. Which by the way every summer this city gets ripped apart depending on you allegiences you might not be sitting too pretty. Like if you a Cubs fan on the South Side.

Though I am not the hugest hockey fan. I don’t like the Hawks. If I was a hockey teams fan I am a Pittsburgh Penquins Fan, I grew up playing as them alot on the Genesis, back in the day.  When Jagr, and Brodr played for them. My second favorite team is the Detroit Redwings, Why? Cause Hawks Fans hate them so much. It tickles me pink when the Hawks get beaten by Detroit. 

My hatred for the Hawks is known in some circles, but last night I just got another reason. I was supposed to go to a movie (Paranormal Activity), and Dinner with this girl. She ditches me cause she got last minute tickets to the Hawks game.  Well I guess if I got last minute Bears tickets I would ditch her. So I wasn’t too pissed about it, but it did peeve me a little bit. Enough to take just a little more satisfaction from the fact that the Hawks lost.

Petty I know, but I don’t care.

As for other teams in general, I use to like the Pittsburgh Steelers as well back when the Iron Curtain was around, now it’s only the Bears. I like the Bulls, but I don’t follow any other team enough to say I like them.  In Baseball,  The NY Yankees is my second favorite baseball team. 

My favorite Soccer team? Fuck Soccer…that’s my favorite team.

National Novel Writing Month

Last year I took part of National Novel Writing Month.

I fell short of my goal, and gave up. This year I think I’m going to give it another shot.

Two thoughts of what I’m going to write.

Idea #1 – I, Chosen – Based in the Warhammer Universe, a Warrior is chosen by the gods, and must complete a bunch of tests to prove his worth, but what the gods have planned for him is not what he thought.

Idea #2 – God of Decay – It takes place in modern times. A young outcast teenager finds an old magical grimoire, and unleashes an ancient evil. A plague of bibilical proportions to make way for an old god. A god of decay, and only the teenager can stop this evil with the help of some friends, old and new.

Tuesday Hangover

Friday I was terribley ill, I went to bed at 9:30pm. I had the chills, and was sweating. I popped a few aspiran, a shot of Jack, and Nyquil.

Woke fresh as a daisy Saturday.  I went to a Wedding. It was a very nice wedding. My date is a good looking girl, so it’s always nice to hang out with eye candy. I drank a bit at the wedding, but I started slowing down. I was driving, and unless I got a place to crash, I don’t mess with the DUI. Oh and for a place to crash I’m usually liberal on that, in terms of location. Hell I’ll sleep in my car in a second.

The thing that was interesting about this wedding was the fact the bride was lactose intolerant, so they had Pie’s instead of Wedding Cake. They had all sorts of Pies, Apple, Blueberry, Cherry… I think I popped wood. As some of those that know me, I love Pie. Almost to the point of religiously.  

So anyway while sober, I did my Oak Park tour,  which is JW Holstiens, Teehans, and Durbins. Visited a bunch of people at each place. It was nice, finished the night at Olympic Star.

Sunday Bears lost where I usually watch them at JWH, then I headed to Durbins. I was hanging out in the VIP with some Durbins Staff. It was a good time.

For Juliana

“The rain falls on the just, and unjust alike” – Matthew 5:45

When bad things happen to me this verse keeps me strong. How? Because I remember that we all have storms to weather.  When bad things happen, I am not alone.

I remember walking into J.W. Hollstiens one night, and there was this stunning looking girl working  there. I was like, “Hello pretty lady, What’s your name? “  She replied, “My name is Julia”   I looked at her and went, “Your name is going to be Julia Gulia”

Well since then I got the chance to get to know her better, I always call her Julia Gulia, she might of hated it, but was always so nice to give me a little chuckle. I don’t think I ever seen her unhappy, or frowning.

Well coming home late one night from work she got in a car accident, and is in pretty bad shape.

There will be a benefit in her honor. 

The Ramos’ family will hold a benefit for Juliana Oct. 17, from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. at Gaelic Park, 6119 W. 147th St., Oak Forest. The benefit will help Juliana with her mounting medical bills and other financial needs.

The $25 ticket will provide pizza and drinks. For an additional $20, attendees can buy a raffle ticket to win $1,000 grand prize.

She has a website for her, and you can donate through Paypal, I urge you to give a few bucks, it may just make a difference. For more details visit her website.

Thank you.

Pic of the Week – Sandra Bullock

Ok I saw the Proposal. I’m a big Ryan Reynolds (sp?) fan ever since Van Wilder. He cracks my shit up, yes it’s a bit of a chick flick, but it was pretty funny. Betty White cracks me up too. Craig T Nelson of Coach fame is it in it, and the Mom from StepBrothers is in it too, she’s a hottie for an older chick. So I was watching it, and I was thinking holy crap Sandra is pretty hot. I don’t know why I missed it before. Here’s a couple pics.

It’s got to stop.

I spend on average 100 to 150 dollars a night that I go out and booze. If I go out 3 nights a week. on the low end thats 300 dollars a week.

There are 52 weeks in a year. That works out to be 15,600 a year I spend on booze. That is a very low estimation at that too.

HOLY FUCK!

This shit has got to stop, that’s a fucking new car.