Merry Christmas – 5 dirty things you can say at Christmas

Or Happy Holidays to any pagan scum reading my blog, HAHA just kidding.

Here’s a list of 5 dirty things you can say at Christmas times and get away with it.

5. My what a large package you have!

4. Is it me or are those balls hanging low?

3. From here you can’t tell if that’s  artificial or real.

2. Would you like some dark meat?

1.  Hey did you see the size of his Yule Log?

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2 Responses to “Merry Christmas – 5 dirty things you can say at Christmas”

  1. Haha. I say each of those at least once a weekend. Especially number 3. Unfortunately number 5 hasn’t been a part of my vocabulary for quite some time…

  2. Lol, I hope your husband/boyfriend isn’t a subscriber to the River’s blog.

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