Monday Hangover

Hello True Believers, River here with another tale of self deprecation, and debauchery. 

Friday I actually stayed in, studied for a Microsoft test coming up, relaxed played some video games, and watched some movies.  No not porn…..ok a little porn.

Saturday did my duty as a son, and went to my Mom’s. Stopped at a Starbucks beforehand, I needed some caffeine badly, and a friend hooked me up with some scones (which I love), and a large iced coffee. Which really was something, but she offered to deliver stuff to my mom, which touched me. She’s a good person, I hope the universe gives her only goodness. The great thing is she’s going out with my friend who is also a good person, which makes me even happier. So many nice girls I know, just go out with douchebags, which breaks my heart.  Well their both good people. I made sure to buy her a little booze later that evening as we were going to the same party.

The party I went to was my friend’s parents 30th Anniversery party. It was a great time, all you can drink beer. The food was good, plus there was cake, which next to pie is one of my favorite things.  End of the night though, the wander lust struck me at around midnight. I said some goodbyes, I might of missed some people. Jackass drove down there, so I didn’t want to disturb him.  I just started walking to the main strip. As I was walking I ran into a couple local girls outside a bar on the way,  that I have known for a long time. It’s always nice to run into them. One of them is a pretty good cook, well you know the old adage the quickest way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach.

Jackass appeared at the other bar, then we proceeded to the other bars. Some little highlights I remember. I had beads on and girls asked me how I got them, I told them, ” I had to flash my titties”  They seemed to get a kick out of that. I also remember hitting on several girls, especially one at Durbins, who I just think she hates me to death, but I still hit on her to aggravate.

It was a good time, I passed out at Jackasses, but had to rise bright and early for Fathers Day. I had about 2 hours sleep, and had to meet my dad for breakfast, and I had to pick up my Grandfather, and Grandmother. So I drank one of those 5 hour energy shots, downed a couple Red Bulls, and went on my way. I love my Grandmother, She’s this 88 year old, old school Italian 5 foot. nothing lady, telling my Dad a 64 year old big mofo his shirt looks horrible, and him going, “Mom quit picking on me.”  Worth every second of lost sleep. I paid the bill, and gave my father, and grandfather their gifts. It was good, it marks kinda that I am getting older, and they let me pick up the tab.  I then went over to my Stepdad’s and Mom. I give my Stepdad a little some every year. He’s a good man, he’s helped me numerous ways, is my accountant, but most of all he takes care of my Mom. That alone deserves not only my respect, but my gratitude.

After which I went home, #1 called me to go out, and I wanted to, but I had to get some studying in, and I was way too tired. So I gave the usual I don’t roll on shabbos excuse.


8 Responses to “Monday Hangover”

  1. How come you have never hoped the universe gives me only goodness?

  2. theerivs Says:

    Mmm I dunno, maybe because the only thing you said you would deliver to my mom, is your cock..then again maybe I just forgot.

  3. LOL, I’m pretty sure I never said that.

  4. Your Shabbos excuse is getting old… or maybe you are and that’s why you can’t run with the big dogs anymore. We really didn’t do much anyway. Just sat around and talked and laughed. It was a nice, relaxing night just chilling with a few friends.

    I’m glad you had a nice Fathers Day. I think it’s great that you had the opportunity to hang out with not only your dad, but your grandfather too. I hope they enjoyed the day just as much as you did.

  5. theerivs Says:

    Excuse me, Did you just say I can’t run with the big dogs anymore. LOL! Now that’s funny shite.

  6. oh that’s right… you *are* the big dog. oppsss…

  7. Yay for gluttony!

  8. theerivs Says:

    it’s in my top 3 favorite deadly sins, can you guess my other 2 favs?

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