Archive for June 7, 2010

30 Truths…

Posted in General Life with tags , , on June 7, 2010 by theerivs

Stehmar and ex-guildie shared this with me, I thought it was funny, thought I would pass it on.

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS For The EXPERIENCED

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than K.

20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

29. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

30. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

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Monday Hangover

Posted in Barlife, General Life, River on June 7, 2010 by theerivs

My Hangover started Thursday, I took a girl out. We went to a nice steak joint, and then went out for drinks later. I went to the Tilted Kilt, and sang some Karoake with a live Band. It’s really cool, and different. It’s like having the band experience almost. I drank way…way too much. Rolling in at 2am when you got to work the next day hurts.

Friday came and I drank so much Amp, My piss was neon green. I ain’t lying bout that either. Friday night was the Hawks game, all you can drink for 25 bucks, and all my friends there, and a decent band. Even though I needed a nap really bad, I downed another Amp, and headed out.  I brought a girl with me, and old friend I’ll call her the Dago Princess. Trying to hook her up with the German. The German is probably one of thee most loyalist and good hearted friends I have. Hell he put up with a right bastard of a friend for years, and he puts up with me, and my antics. The Dago Princess had sort of a hard life, and she needs a man to treat her right. I really do hope they hook up, and maybe live happily ever after. 

 I know I did some inappropriate stuff. I just can’t remember ALOT of it. I just remember being at Durbins and thinking to myself, Damn this bartender is hot. LOL!

So me Torino, Jackass, Dago Princess went back to Jackass’s crib. Poor Commando had to work early, like 4:30am early so she crashed at Jackass’s earlier. Yeah we woke her up. We watched the Movie Superbad, man I love that movie. Then I went home.

Slept like the Undead Saturday, and stayed in Sunday cause I was feeling a little under. I also went back to Facebook, cause Thursday when I saw my friends band, I realized I got alot of the updates through Facebook about the band, and I missed that. So I created an alias for Facebook, just something a little more safe.