You look fucking stupid in those Capris.

Seriously, you girls need to stop it already.  You have no excuse to wear that ridiculously unflattering piece of attire.  Regardless of the occasion, you all are already blessed with skirts, shorts, pants, and dresses.  The Capri is just an exercise is slovenly convenience.  Nothing more.  If it’s too hot, wear shorts, a dress, or a skirt.  If it’s colder, or you don’t like the way your legs look, throw on some jeans or slacks.  Guy’s are stuck with essentially two options, shorts and pants.  Yet, we have made that work.  To the women with nice legs who wear them, stop.  You’re  doing yourself a disservice.

I understand that they are popular.  But that is not a valid reason for wearing them either.  If Carrie Bradshaw started wearing Moo Moos, you damn well better not follow her into the gates of hell.  I’m pretty sure she has an apt there by the way.  I digress.

Oh, and while you’re all at it.  Don’t wear crocs either.

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6 Responses to “You look fucking stupid in those Capris.”

  1. Well said! They are ugly ass pieces of shit. They make womens calfs look fat and stupid.

  2. You will pry my capris from my cold dead hands. It’s hot outside, but I don’t want to wear shorts. Why? Because girl shorts are SHORT and that means that I’m sitting down in 100 degree heat with the backs of my legs sweating and sticking to the chair, and then getting dumb chair marks on them. No thanks. Until they make girl shorts as long as boy shorts, you’re stuck with the capris.

    P.S. BITE ME.

  3. Pretty much anything is better than Capris. Taking some scissors to a pair of jeans at the knee would suffice over them.

  4. theerivs Says:

    I hate crocs more than any other piece of clothing.

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