WTF, Cosmo

I’m in the grocery store and I see this cover of Cosmo… and I had to snap a picture with my phone in my WTF-ness:

Ok seriously?

Since when is that a word? Like a print word.  Slang has gone too far, I do declare!

Kids can read you know. Good thing Twig can’t yet.  “Mommy what’s that?”  Shudder.

Cosmo Zombie. Cosmo says wax, therefore thou shalt wax.  Now Cosmo says (presumably) don’t wax.  Halt waxing immediately, lest you be out of style!  All hail Cosmo.  Or (novel concept) why not groom your nether regions in a way that is preferable to you and your partner, and not slavishly adhere to what is “in” or “out.”  Nah.