Archive for December, 2010

It’s nice when someone else notice your work

Posted in Computers, General Life with tags on December 28, 2010 by theerivs

Now most of my friends don’t know, or don’t care that I indulge my geeky side and write a blog about MMO’s or Massive Multiplayer Online games, such as World of Warcraft. Surely even the most non techie has heard of World of Warcraft somewhere. It’s only got 12 million people playing, more people then some 3rd world countries.

Well when my MMO blog High Latency Life. made Massively list for Blogs to watch in 2011, I was deeply honored, and taken aback.  I consider this a hobby, like any other hobby. It’s nice though to get feedback, and know you’re doing something right.

Monday Hangover

Posted in Barlife, General Life, River, Stupidity with tags on December 27, 2010 by theerivs

Thursday night started this odyssey. Went out what meant to be a few, which ended up me and Jackass going to Torino’s and Commando’s crib with a frozen turkey at 5:30am. I really don’t remember much from that night but bits and pieces. Started of at JWH, with Tallagdega. Then of course I hit Teehans for a bit, ended up at Durbins. Where a bartender asked me to do an unknown shot, I told her what’s in it for me. She goes, “What do you want?” I go, “Boobs” She replies, “Ok”  So I down the shot, and I got a shot of her boobs…and they were nice.  Then we headed out to Torino’s with our frozen turkey. It was 7am by the time I got home.

Christmas Eve- I spent with my Mom’s side, and that side had a bit of Drama as is usually the case. Didn’t hit the bars, I was tired and needed some rest.

Christmas Day – I spent it with my Dad. It’s a little bittersweet with my father. To see him in such bad shape physically, and financially really hurts me to the core. I went out, hit JWH with my friends, and bought them some Christmas drinks. Hit Teehans, and then Durbins as well, spread some Christmas cheer. Went home about 3am.

Sunday Funday – Bears won, and everyone got a little nuts, except me. I wasn’t in that good of a mood, alot of things are weighing heavily on my mind as of late, and I just didn’t feel like drinking. Though there were some highlights like when I got Tallegdega with a shot of Bacardi 151.  Then there was me making out with OCD in front of everyone, yeah a moment of weakness on my part, perhaps her part too.

Commando had me laughing the hardest though. At one point she had these large funny sunglasses on, and a pair of little girl panties on from this White Elephant gift thing we did at the bar. She went to the OS like that, walked in like a superstar. She also was talking about the times I grow quiet, and just sit there and listen. She commented how I actually do listen, and file the things away, and analyze things said, then she turns to me and goes, “I don’t like it”  It was just a funny moment.  I do enjoy hearing what people think about me, and what they think is going on in my mind. Perhaps she’s right about me, or perhaps she is wrong. I won’t really give away my secrets. I rarely do give away my secrets.

There’s alot of things that happened this night, things I can’t really divulge in a blog that now practically all my friends read, but I will say one thing alot of Drama is afoot, and I’m kind of looking forward to 2011. It’s starting to shape up to be very interesting indeed.


Posted in General Life on December 23, 2010 by theerivs

Merry Christmas Douchebags!

I’m sorry is the simplest thing to say.

Posted in General Life, River with tags on December 23, 2010 by theerivs

It’s funny, I fuck up on a daily basis. It’s part of life. It’s if you learn from those mistakes that really matters. So I may fuck up, but I know when I am in the wrong, and happily say I am sorry, and make amends when I can.

You know I am in kinda of an argument, not really an argument per se with someone perhaps more of a cooling off stage. They wrote me two nice well written emails, but as I read it, not once was she apologetic. Oh sure it’s filled with excuses, and reasons, then she goes and attacks me and saying that I’m the one that’s changed.  She’s the one that snapped on me, and was a jerk to me perhaps a simple sorry would of sufficed. That’s the problem I am coming to realize with this person, she never thinks she is in the wrong, to the point where it gets obnoxious. Real Obnoxious. 

Remember when your life is shitty, or your depressed, doesn’t excuse you from being an jagoff, or a bitch.

Every Man has His Price.

Posted in General Life with tags , , , on December 22, 2010 by theerivs

Mine is pretty low. I’ll admit I am a whore of the highest order. I was a little upset at my job, the way things went down. I am basically two companies bitch, instead of one. Taking orders from multiple places does not sit well with me.

So I was thinking of brushing off ye old resume, and get in the process of moving on….

Today they sideswiped me with a fat bonus check, I was literally stunned. Yeah I’m back to being loyal for now as long as this bonus check will last them. As fat as it was it bought at least a few months.

Christmas is going to be good this year, real good.

Monday Hangover

Posted in Art of Man, Barlife, River on December 20, 2010 by theerivs

Friday started off with a Wake for a friends Grandmother, which is sad indeed. My Grandmother is going to be 90, and I’m very close to her, so it will be rough when she passes.  Then I went to a Birthday celebration for the Cougar at 191. I am not a huge fan of the bar, because it’s a tad too crowded. I like to get my drink right away, what can I say, I’m a bit of a Lush.  Then I hooked up with Jackass and hit the Oak Park Avenue strip. I got kinda drunk, and I finally went home about 6am. Oh crap I gotta get up at 8am for an appt. at the Car Dealership. DOH! #1 kind of pissed me off that night, so I gave her the cold shoulder. She snapped at me, and I am not one of her kids. She’s been snappy to alot of my friends lately, I wonder if something is going on in her life. Perhaps she just needs a good dick.

Saturday, I got up did the Car Dealership thang, and shopping. Took a nappy poo, and then hit the town again to see my boys Rendition. A band I really like, and the lead singer is a friend of mine. Then I hit Teehans with Towelie none the less. It was nice to hang out with him, he went home, I went to Kick offs a 5am bar. Had breakfast at the OS.

Sunday – Had my Stepdad’s 72nd Bday party, it was ok. I tell you what though if I was him, the only gift I would want is a bullet between the eyes.  He does it though, and is pretty cheery too.  Then I met some of the girls out for Sunday Funday, we went out for dinner, it’s just funny how girls talk when they let their guard down. I just sat there and soaked it all in, because my throat wasn’t feeling up to snuff. Commando mentioned she doesn’t like when I do that. She never explaned why. Also as an added treat, RJ, Muffdiver, Commando all sang a Catholic song, it was like angels came down to sing….falled angels.

After that I went to get my TRON on, I thought it was good, but then again I’m a nerd.

Good thing I was going to stay in this weekend huh?

The Servant Waits

Posted in Art of Man, River with tags , , , on December 16, 2010 by theerivs

“The servant waits, as the master baits” – A line from History of the World, part 1.

Masturbation is one of those human things that we seem shameful of, like crapping, or farting, but if not alot of us, we all do it. Women double-click their own mouses, and Men waggle their joysticks around. The frequency, and how we do it may vary. I remember in my teen years it was looked down upon, like if you did it you were some sort of homosexual. Like the rumor, women don’t fart, and real men don’t whack off.  Silly, and juvenile notion to be sure.

I don’t remember at what age I really discovered it, I had to be about 11 or 12 I think, all I remember is what to. I beat my dick like it owed me money to the Sears Catalog, Lingerie section. Hey what the hell they were hot, and in their skivvies. I remember, and this is probably common when I first orgasmed I somehow broke it, cause white stuff spewed out. Thank goodness for Libraries, so I can look up this stuff when I have to.

I don’t know much about Woman’s masturbatory schedule’s, but I do know for them it’s more ritualistic. For Men, well at least for me it’s more like a chore. Like I do it to clean the pipes so to speak, usually in the morning before the shower I whip one out. I have to clear the mind of lustful thoughts, cause well I’m very filled with all the deadly sins, lust being one of my worst. So it acts as I kind of a purge of that stuff.  In my humble opinion, I think why most men our crappy lovers they view love making as they view masturbation. For men, masturbation is goal oriented, we don’t really take our time and enjoy the experience more like women do, perhaps if we did take  our time with it, it would help us become better lovers.

I spent my life trying to remove it from computers, so it made me a little jaded.  I’ve seen it all, plus ever since my brother showed me a video tape in 7th grade of a girl fucking a horse, and other girls fucking stranger animals I think I was shocked for life, and made an instant cynic.  What I masturbate to is past memories of girlfriends, and perhaps think of girls I have a crush on now.  Once in a blue moon I come across a bit of porn, or filth that pleases me but thats few and far between.

One of my more guiltier pleasures is that I do love watching a woman masturbate, because it helps me learn what kind of gets that girl off. Every woman is different, and seeing them masturbate is like a little key to the palace so to speak. Do they like clitoral stimulation, their breasts played with, etc, etc..

Probably one of my annoyances in the country I live,  is with our puritanical view of sex in America, where violence is more acceptable than making love. It’s a little warped I think, but don’t get me wrong I like wiping out legions of things in my video games too, oh wait the game has a hooker in it….FOR SHAME!