Reason #1 Why I Will Punch You In The Face

I’m starting a new segment here on Chaotic Ramblings where I will talk about things that will result in me punching you in the face.  Sometimes, they will be serious crimes against humanity and others will essentially be pet peeves I absolutely can’t fucking stand.  Either way, I will punch you in the goddamn face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today’s reason:  the words “nom” or “nom nom nom.”

So, your sorry ass is posting pictures of your latest meal on Facebook because I guess you think you are Emeril or some shit and you have created some masterpiece of a dish.  In truth, you didn’t.  It’s not hard to cook.  Any jackass can follow a recipe, but I digress.  Ok, you just uploaded your latest masterpiece and followed it up with the comment “nom nom nom.”  What?!  Are you fucking Cookie Monster all of a sudden?  No, you are not!  You have the ability to choose any number of different adjectives to describe your meal and the best you can come up with is “nom!”  So, for the betterment of the human race.  Stop saying “nom” or I will punch you in the goddamn face.

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2 Responses to “Reason #1 Why I Will Punch You In The Face”

  1. I say that while I eat pussy…”NOM NOM NOM NOM!”

    😛

  2. Funny shit. I think the next person that says nom to me, I’ll punch them in the damn face

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